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[sonofacesius]

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[ghoulaid]

( ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. There is more baggage than Will can possibly carry for this one. )

ok asshole u wanna get in to some shit? lets get in to some shit. how much do u know about dead ppl? where they all end up & why some get brougt back but some dont & and what to do if somebodys brought back but they aint how they should be

[sonofacesius]

[Yeah that was definitely more than Will could deal with. Or could help with.]

Yeah....you were probably right. You need to talk to my boyfriend Nico.

[ghoulaid]

hahah
im always right. might as well learn that quick

you run a chopshop tho yeah?

[sonofacesius]

[Ha, nice try, telling someone who thinks they're always right that you're always right as well. He's letting that slide for now though.]

Uh huh. I'm with the clinic. Come see me if you get an arm chopped off. And bring the arm.

[ghoulaid]

the fuck you gonna do with my dead arm. hold a funeral?? compost it?

[sonofacesius]

Reattach it. Call me crazy but normally when people get limbs cut off they wished they hadn't.

[ghoulaid]

you cant put it back once it comes off

[sonofacesius]

You might not be able too, but I can.

[ghoulaid]

what the hell
what cant u fix

[sonofacesius]

Death. Nico and I work quite well together.

[ghoulaid]

lol
you bag em, he tags em? nice system

( This is pretty wild. He's never heard of anything like this, it's easy to get caught up in it and forget he's here all by himself. Boo. )

shit you could do jets eye

[sonofacesius]

It works pretty well. Nico's a good assistant too. Now who is this Jet and what's wrong with his eye?

[ghoulaid]

hes one of my crew...we all got in a clap a while back & his eye ended up ruined. its still in there i think but we couldnt do nothin for it aside from put a patch over it and hope infection wouldnt get him

[sonofacesius]

I could sure try. It depends on how far the infection has spread and how viable the tissue is. I'm not a god. But I can probably cure the infection.

Also? Use protection. And tell me you got treated?

[ghoulaid]

( It takes a minute for him to remember Jet's not actually here. Which fucking figures, right? Find somebody who can do something with his eye, and he has the gall to not even be around. )

ill send him by when i can...wait, me? what for?

[sonofacesius]

You said you all got the infection. If you couldn't treat him I assume you couldn't treat yourself?

[ghoulaid]

hahahaha oh
no
a clap u know?? a fight? guns & stuff? we aint sick we just got the shit beat out of us

keep forgetting none of yall talk right around here

[sonofacesius]

.........
In what world does a clap mean a fight?
Well in that case, maybe your friend should learn to duck or something.

[ghoulaid]

um this one

i mean mine
whatever
look you try to dodge laser guns and 48254 fists & then tell me how easy it is

[sonofacesius]

Well, I haven't dodged laser guns but fists, swords, arorws, explosives, that sort of thing. Oh, and flying, exploding chainsaw frisbees.

It's actually not that hard if you really practice.

[Sure, the demigod reflexes probably helped too.]

[ghoulaid]

who the fuck has flying exploding chainsaw frisbees???

[sonofacesius]

This kid Harley. He's eight. He designed them. He's....kind of the camp mascot. No one wants to disappoint him so....we have flying exploding chainsaw frisbees.

[ghoulaid]

well i need one. what is his #?

[sonofacesius]

Camp Half-Blood, Cabin Nine.

Sorry we got weird phone numbers. And you wont be able to reach him with a regular phone, even if you found a way into our world. Demigods can't use them.

And I'm not entirely certain anyone needs a flying exploding chain saw.

[ghoulaid]

*i* do. the fuck outta here

why cant demis use them?