hes one of my crew...we all got in a clap a while back & his eye ended up ruined. its still in there i think but we couldnt do nothin for it aside from put a patch over it and hope infection wouldnt get him
( It takes a minute for him to remember Jet's not actually here. Which fucking figures, right? Find somebody who can do something with his eye, and he has the gall to not even be around. )
This kid Harley. He's eight. He designed them. He's....kind of the camp mascot. No one wants to disappoint him so....we have flying exploding chainsaw frisbees.
Sorry we got weird phone numbers. And you wont be able to reach him with a regular phone, even if you found a way into our world. Demigods can't use them.
And I'm not entirely certain anyone needs a flying exploding chain saw.
You're just going to get people hurt. I've had to reattach enough limbs from that thing and I don't want to have to do yours.
Sends out monster signals. Come eat me. Here I am. I smell like steak. Same with computers and phones. Here too but only if the monsters are greek. So. I guess it's a step up?
No, but I am one of the people who would reattach your arms. Have you ever played with exploding flying chainsaw frisbees? I don't think so. You can't know how you'd handle it until you actually face one.
They don't. I don't think. It's kind of like magic. The signals make them sense us. Like GPS.
Yeah, I personally wouldn't give anyone anything that explodes. But that's just me.
A monster deflecting app would be a good idea. But it would also mean that our parents would have to care. That's the thing about gods. Sometimes they get so wrapped up in their own lives that they forget about smaller things. It took a war and an unbreakable oath to get them to actually claim all their children. Instead of having them pop up like weeds and fend for themselves.
That and the greek gods were petty and kind of forgetful.
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2017-12-01 20:47 (UTC)no subject
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2017-12-01 20:58 (UTC)what cant u fix
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2017-12-01 22:49 (UTC)you bag em, he tags em? nice system
( This is pretty wild. He's never heard of anything like this, it's easy to get caught up in it and forget he's here all by himself. Boo. )
shit you could do jets eye
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2017-12-01 23:20 (UTC)Also? Use protection. And tell me you got treated?
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2017-12-02 00:22 (UTC)ill send him by when i can...wait, me? what for?
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2017-12-02 03:20 (UTC)no
a clap u know?? a fight? guns & stuff? we aint sick we just got the shit beat out of us
keep forgetting none of yall talk right around here
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2017-12-03 13:53 (UTC)In what world does a clap mean a fight?
Well in that case, maybe your friend should learn to duck or something.
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2017-12-03 14:59 (UTC)i mean mine
whatever
look you try to dodge laser guns and 48254 fists & then tell me how easy it is
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2017-12-04 16:12 (UTC)It's actually not that hard if you really practice.
[Sure, the demigod reflexes probably helped too.]
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2017-12-07 20:09 (UTC)Sorry we got weird phone numbers. And you wont be able to reach him with a regular phone, even if you found a way into our world. Demigods can't use them.
And I'm not entirely certain anyone needs a flying exploding chain saw.
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2017-12-09 13:12 (UTC)why cant demis use them?
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2017-12-09 14:21 (UTC)Sends out monster signals. Come eat me. Here I am. I smell like steak. Same with computers and phones. Here too but only if the monsters are greek. So. I guess it's a step up?
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2017-12-09 14:47 (UTC)why do monsters have electronics???
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2017-12-09 16:58 (UTC)They don't. I don't think. It's kind of like magic. The signals make them sense us. Like GPS.
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2017-12-12 08:16 (UTC)that flew after i threw them
why cant ur parents make a monster deflecting app or smth?? kinda like a magnet fuckin w/ a compass or some shit
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2017-12-12 16:33 (UTC)A monster deflecting app would be a good idea. But it would also mean that our parents would have to care. That's the thing about gods. Sometimes they get so wrapped up in their own lives that they forget about smaller things. It took a war and an unbreakable oath to get them to actually claim all their children. Instead of having them pop up like weeds and fend for themselves.
That and the greek gods were petty and kind of forgetful.