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[sonofacesius]

It works pretty well. Nico's a good assistant too. Now who is this Jet and what's wrong with his eye?

[ghoulaid]

hes one of my crew...we all got in a clap a while back & his eye ended up ruined. its still in there i think but we couldnt do nothin for it aside from put a patch over it and hope infection wouldnt get him

[sonofacesius]

I could sure try. It depends on how far the infection has spread and how viable the tissue is. I'm not a god. But I can probably cure the infection.

Also? Use protection. And tell me you got treated?

[ghoulaid]

( It takes a minute for him to remember Jet's not actually here. Which fucking figures, right? Find somebody who can do something with his eye, and he has the gall to not even be around. )

ill send him by when i can...wait, me? what for?

[sonofacesius]

You said you all got the infection. If you couldn't treat him I assume you couldn't treat yourself?

[ghoulaid]

hahahaha oh
no
a clap u know?? a fight? guns & stuff? we aint sick we just got the shit beat out of us

keep forgetting none of yall talk right around here

[sonofacesius]

.........
In what world does a clap mean a fight?
Well in that case, maybe your friend should learn to duck or something.

[ghoulaid]

um this one

i mean mine
whatever
look you try to dodge laser guns and 48254 fists & then tell me how easy it is

[sonofacesius]

Well, I haven't dodged laser guns but fists, swords, arorws, explosives, that sort of thing. Oh, and flying, exploding chainsaw frisbees.

It's actually not that hard if you really practice.

[Sure, the demigod reflexes probably helped too.]

[ghoulaid]

who the fuck has flying exploding chainsaw frisbees???

[sonofacesius]

This kid Harley. He's eight. He designed them. He's....kind of the camp mascot. No one wants to disappoint him so....we have flying exploding chainsaw frisbees.

[ghoulaid]

well i need one. what is his #?

[sonofacesius]

Camp Half-Blood, Cabin Nine.

Sorry we got weird phone numbers. And you wont be able to reach him with a regular phone, even if you found a way into our world. Demigods can't use them.

And I'm not entirely certain anyone needs a flying exploding chain saw.

[ghoulaid]

*i* do. the fuck outta here

why cant demis use them?

[sonofacesius]

You're just going to get people hurt. I've had to reattach enough limbs from that thing and I don't want to have to do yours.

Sends out monster signals. Come eat me. Here I am. I smell like steak. Same with computers and phones. Here too but only if the monsters are greek. So. I guess it's a step up?

[ghoulaid]

who are u, my mom? if i was going to blow off my arms it woulda happened by now ok i handle stuff like that all the time

why do monsters have electronics???

[sonofacesius]

No, but I am one of the people who would reattach your arms. Have you ever played with exploding flying chainsaw frisbees? I don't think so. You can't know how you'd handle it until you actually face one.

They don't. I don't think. It's kind of like magic. The signals make them sense us. Like GPS.

[ghoulaid]

nnnnnnot chainsaw frisbees but plenty of exploding things
that flew after i threw them

why cant ur parents make a monster deflecting app or smth?? kinda like a magnet fuckin w/ a compass or some shit

[sonofacesius]

Yeah, I personally wouldn't give anyone anything that explodes. But that's just me.

A monster deflecting app would be a good idea. But it would also mean that our parents would have to care. That's the thing about gods. Sometimes they get so wrapped up in their own lives that they forget about smaller things. It took a war and an unbreakable oath to get them to actually claim all their children. Instead of having them pop up like weeds and fend for themselves.


That and the greek gods were petty and kind of forgetful.